Mariner Rehab Shower Commode Chair - 18" Seat Review

No longer do I have to trouble myself with actually walking over to the toilet to relieve myself.In fact, with this rolling commode on wheels I never have to actually go into a restroom!What a burden to drop.It's awesome.My daily events continue completely unabated regardless of what I ate for lunch.Bring on lunch at Anita's Mexican Restaurant!

I first saw the Mariner while in the hospital recovering from some self-inflicted throat and stomach trauma.Without going into too much detail, let's just say that I was watching Nathan's Hotdog eating competition where this Japanese guy crammed 189 hotdogs into his mouth.It was so awe inspiring that I felt that I must try it myself... hence the trip to the emergency room.

Anywhoo,

One of the patients down the hall was recovering from falling off her roof... or giving birth to the child that was screaming his head off in her room... I'm not sure which...In any event, she was using this device while in recovery.I thought to myself, "Self, all these years you've been a prisoner to your bodily functions and now, right here, is the key to your freedom.Self, don't be a sucker, get this rolling crap factory and start living!"

Freedom, real freedom, is dropping a deuce while rolling down hill with your arms raised over your head like the champion you are.

After a night of eating Indian and Mexican food I can go to the movie theater the next day without worrying about missing any of the action!It's quite liberating.Imagine pinching a loaf while simultaneously watching Julie and Julia and eating popcorn.Uh... I mean watching Rambo....Imagine how many more bad guys Rambo would have killed if he had an M-60 mounted to the Mariner Commode Chair.I'm telling you that the strained look on his face is the result of constiptation.

For office managers: how much more productive will your employees be if they don't have to EVER leave their desks!I smell PROFIT...

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Product Description:
Mariner Rehab Shower Commode Chair The Mariner Rehab Shower Commode Chair features an all aluminum frame and stainless steel hardware, making it completely rust-resistant and ideal for use in the shower. It is lightweight, durable, and folds easily for transport or storage. Variable seat widths and wheel options provide users with a custom fit. Mariner Rehab Shower Commode Chair Features Folds easily for transport or storage Ideal for use in the shower The shower chair unit fits over most standard and elongated toilet bowls The NEW all aluminum frame and stainless steel hardware provides optimum rust resistance Removable pan, pan holder, and safety strap included Mariner Rehab Shower Commode Chair Specifications Overall Height: 39" (floor to top of push handle) Seat To Floor Height: 22 - 3/4" (floor to top of seat) Seat To Arm Height: 8" (top of seat to top of armrest) Back Height: Top of seat to upholstery top: 15-1/2" Footrest: From top of seat: min. 13", max. 18" Overall Width: Open: 26 - 1/2" (hand rim to hand rim) Folded: 12" Back Width: 18" Seat Width: 18 - 1/4" Width Between Arms: 18 - 1/2" Overall Depth: 32" (w/o front riggings) Seat Depth: 18 - 1/4" Product Weight: 41 lb Product Weight Capacity: 300 lb Clearance: Front cross brace to back edge of rear tire: 26-1/2" Rear-wheel axle bolt to tire edge: 11-1/2" Floor to seat base: 20-1/4" Inside width (between side frames): 16"

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